HELL YES WE CAN BEAT THIS BASTARD! I’m all fired up and ready to GO!

No, I have not listened to Orange Shitweasel’s Fidel Castro-length “speech.” I honestly don’t feel like it. But I heard it was heartwarming. The priceless Alex Cole on Twitter (fuck you, Elmo, I never call it X) gave a dozen highlights:

1. He asked if people knew his friend, the “late great Hannibal Lecter.”

2. He praised Hungary’s authoritarian leader Viktor Orban.

3. He said that North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un missed him.

4. He attacked the UAW union.

5. He called COVID “the China virus.”

6. He said he bought votes in Wisconsin.

7. He thought Scott Walker was still the governor of Wisconsin and praised his leadership. The governor is Democrat Tony Evers, who was not there.

8. He said he would take over the auto industry.

9. He called Nancy Pelosi “Crazy Nancy.” (Let me add: He made a hammering motion as he did so.)

10. He said he wanted to hold the next Republican Convention in Venezuela.

11. He spread lies about the 2020 election.

12. He boasted that the Taliban called him “Your Excellency” and said they probably don’t call President Biden that.

CNN’s tireless fact-checkers discovered, to everyone’s surprise, that Trump’s speech was a

(To borrow a phrase from Green Day.)

And the Biden Rapid Response team was at work:

This about sums it up:

Some people on our side are giving up.

Are you joking?

We’re gonna fuck that big orange cock EVERYWHERE IN THE FUCKING RING.

If you haven’t jumped into the fray yet, you can do so here:

Here’s where to start: