Senators Berate Secret Service Director For Keeping Guns Out of Trump Rally

At the Republican National Convention, on the third night of festivities, Marsha Blackburn and John Barrosso were seen confronting Kimberly Cheatle, the head of the Secret Service. As the director was leaving the building, the two senators scampered after her screaming wild assertions about the recent shooting at a Donald Trump rally. They claimed that the director had endangered the former president’s life because the Secret Service had denied entrance to anyone carrying an AR 15.

“Pennsylvania is an open carry state,” shrieked the hirsute senator from Tennessee. “Had you not violated the rights of law abiding citizens, they could have returned fire when President Trump was being shot at!”

Not wishing to appear less affronted, the cadaverous senator from Wyoming bellowed, “You’re a disgrace! By keeping guns out of the rally you invited the shooting of President Trump! It’s all your fault!”

The senators then demanded the resignation of the secret service head. “Enough of this deep state over reach!” they howled in unison.

They made no inquiries or statements about the rally attendees who had been killed or wounded.